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I AM 19 YEARS OLD.

Journal Entry: Mon May 25, 2009, 12:23 PM



BARP.


HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (CHINESE IS DELICIOUS)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (8T)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 19

I am okay with this.



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AND REMEMBER
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Watching: Heroes
  • Playing: Age Of Mythology /dork
  • Eating: strawberry shortcake auuuuhnhnhnhnnjgnfhjnfh yesss
  • Drinking: lemonade

ITS GODZILLAAAAAA

Journal Entry: Wed May 6, 2009, 5:05 AM



BARP.


BUYIN' ME SUBS. KEEP YO MONEY, CRACKA.
Sob. <3

I've been drawing a lot in my notebook so I'll upload a huge sketch dump soon. I'm also trying to learn how to paint on ps but it isn't going well. It might also be the fact that I use Elements 2.0 that came along with my tablet who is so old that they don't make them anymore. But I love it anyway since it's worked for me for nearly six years. New tablets are nice but they just aren't durable like they used to be.

Has anyone ever woken up and lifted their arm, but it ends up like going out of control and nearly slapping you in the face? Someone say yes so I don't seem challenged.

I wanted to thank all my watchers and those who comment on my stuff. I don't know how you put up with my BS. YOU ARE ALL MAGICALLY DELICIOUS. No but really one day I will draw up a thank you and cram all of you in it. Somehow. Okay maybe not, but I will try to draw something for a few of you occasionally to show my thanks.

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET I jumped the bandwagon of Twatter. Oops, I meant Twitter. [link] Most of my updates are semi-retarded but if you need a quick laugh, you can always follow me and I'll try to follow you back.

THAT IS ALL.
TAHNAH OWT.



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AND REMEMBER
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Pastorale Symphony No. 6
  • Watching: Scrubs
  • Eating: Toast
  • Drinking: Sprite blerrg

Alright, Folks!

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 15, 2009, 1:09 PM



I AINT A LAZY HO.


I've realized I really need to stop being so lazy updating here.

SOOOOO....

I've put together a To-Do list so that I can perhaps accomplish my goals a little bit better when it comes to updating this place. If anyone would like to suggest something for me to do, feel free to say so, as I am open to trying anything to get myself more motivated.
Emphasis for MAXIMUM ABSORPTION INTO YOUR NOGGIN I don't know what I'm even saying move along folks, ignore the crazy red head behind the curtain.

:iconleleleplz:
LELELELELE

anyways here is the list.

TO DO LIST

:star: Every Month draw an OC for a watcher/someone I watch

:star-empty: Do the 100 Art Challenge

:star-empty: Do Ref pages for all my OCs

:star: Draw all of my OCs

:star-empty: Make comics

:star-half: Draw SUDDENLY more!

:star-empty: Draw at least once a month a picture with a serious background.

:star-empty: Put together spam dumps of sketches from my sketchbook and doodles in pchat and in PS regularly.

:star-empty: Finish all existing trades/requests



This is all for now. = V =
Once again, suggestions would be MAGICAL~*~*~*~*~



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AND REMEMBER
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: I'm On a Boat - The Lonely Island
  • Reading: John Dies at the End
  • Watching: Demitri Martin: Important Things
  • Drinking: Pink Lemonade

OH SNAAAP

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 2, 2009, 6:22 AM



Pick a word, any word!


First ten people! Reply with ONE word. Something you want me to doodle. Just one word. Not hyphenated-to-be-funny-and-include-more-words, not allruntogether. Just one word, like "tree" or "penis."



lollll. I didn't want to do this meme at first since I know I'd never get to it, but now I'm kinda bored so hopefully, I'll knock em all out of the way. And I also wanted to knock that incredibly long journal out of the way.



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AND REMEMBER
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Wonder Boy - Tenacious D
  • Reading: Harry Potter 7
  • Watching: Demitri Martin: Important Things
  • Drinking: Pink Lemonade

FUFUFU

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 19, 2009, 1:17 PM



A - Z


QUIZER THINGER.
derpderpderp.


A
- Available: No?

- Age: 15

- Annoyance: Uhhh... idk.

- Allergic: To like everything.

- Animal: Dog.

- Actor: Hugh Jackman. (unfunfunf) Andddd Alan Rickman.

B
- Beer: Once.

- Birthday/Birthplace: June 9th/Hindsdale, Illinois (OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO >8C)

- Best Friends: TOBY HOHOHO, Becca, and Robo.

- Body Part on opposite sex: EYEBROWS. And shoulders. :>

- Best feeling in the world: LOVEEEE~

- Blind or Deaf: How about neither.

- Best weather: Cool, with light winds so your hair blows around but it doesn't make you cold. And sunny.

- Been in Love: I am.

- Been bitched out?: Yes. They were punched.

- Been on stage?: Yep.

- Believe in yourself?: Yesssss.

- Believe in life on other planets: Sure. :O

- Believe in miracles: Yes.

- Believe in Magic: Nope.

- Believe in God: Yes.

- Believe in Satan: I think he exists, but I don't like him. )8

- Believe in Santa: That was so last year. /handflipscoff

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yepppp.

- Believe in Evolution: Sure.

C
- Car: If it gets me from A to B.

- Candy: Sourrrr.

- Colour: Orange.

- Cried in school: When I was a wee kid.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla. Then you can add chocolate and stuff.

- Chinese/Mexican: Chinese.

- Cake or pie: PIE.

- Countries to visit: IRELAND.


D
- Day or Night: Night.

- Dream vehicle: Uhh idk about dream but I would like an orange beetle.

- Danced: yes

- Dance in the rain?: yes. ; v ;

- Dance in the middle of the street?: YEP.

- Do the splits?: Unintentionally. LOL.

E
- Eggs: Are okay.

- Eyes: Mine are green but I love blue eyes.

- Everyone has: someone out there.

- Ever failed a class?: Yep.

F
- First crush: Uhhh... a boy in like Preschool.

- Full name: Your Mother.

- First thoughts waking up: Fucking school.
(on weekends: Fucking school. Oh wait, it's the weekend.)

- Food: is yummy.

G
- Greatest Fear: Failing.

- Giver or taker: Giver.

- Goals: Too many.

- Gum: Non-stinky breath.

- Get along with your parents?: Usually.

- Good luck charms: Nothing?

H
- Hair Colour: Red.

- Height: Just barely over 5'3''

- Happy: Yep. = v =

- Holidays: rock.

- How do you want to die: Something cool, but not causing suffering. Insta-death plz. I also want to say something funny before I die too.

- Health freak?: Sometimes. Gotta wash those hands after usin' the shitter.

- Hate: IS DIX.

I
(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: Blueeee. <3

- Hair Colour: Dark. Veeeery dark.

- Height: Taller than me.

- Clothing Style: Don't care.

- Characteristics: Gotta have a sense of humor. Otherwise, IDC.

- Ice Cream: STRAWBERRY.

- Instrument: Doesn't matter. As long as they can tolerate my screeches on the violin. LOL.

J
- Jewelry: Barf.

- Job: I don't have one at the moment but I'd like one eventually.

K
- Kids: are stupid. BABIES ARE CUTE THOUGH EHEHEhslfkje;hh

- Kickboxing or karate: KAH-RAH-TAY

- Keep a journal?: Does El Jay count?

L
- Longest Car Ride: From Cali to South Carolina. 3 dayssss all day, hotels at night.

- Love: is amazing. = 3 = <333

- Letter: ....derp?

- Laughed so hard you cried: All the time.

- Love at first sight: Nope.

M
- Milk flavour: Regular.

- Movies: Are awesome and I like them. Usually.

- Mooned anyone?: Nope.

- Marriage: I would like to someday.

- Motion sickness?: Nope.

- McD's or BK: MCDONALDSSSSS.

N
- Number of Siblings: 1

- Number of Piercings: None.

- Numbers: Suck.

O
- Overused Phrases: rofl, lmao, OH JESUS, OH GOD, Pffftt, LOL, derp, stfu, i'm going to kill you, fuck, dickshit, ass, cock, etc.

- One wish: TO GET OVER THERE BAW.

- One phobia: Spiders. Most bugs, really.

P
- Place you'd like to live: Ireland. It's pretty.

- Pepsi/Coke: Coke.

Q
- Quail: Derp.

- Questionnaires: Are alright.

R
- Reason to cry: ;____________________________________________;

- Reality T.V.: 8V I don't really watch it.

- Radio Station: XM radioooo

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yep.

S
- Song: Way too many.

- Shoe size: 7

- Sushi: Erg.

- Skipped school: Once.

- Slept outside: Yep.

- Seen a dead body?: Yes.

- Smoked?: Nope.

- Skinny dipped?: I want to.

- Shower daily: Yes. Sometimes i skip and do it the next morning or afternoon when I don't have school. It's usually too late to shower at 2 in the morning LOL.

- Sing well?: Not really.

- In the shower?: All the time.

- Swear?: Frequently.

- Stuffed Animals?: My Tiger, rabbit, and cheetah

- Single/Group dates: Single I suppose.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.

- Scientists need to invent: Cures for diseases like Crohns and Keratosis Pilaris and Parkinsons and stuff. ;____;

T
- Time for bed: School nights: Around 10. Weekends: Whenever I pass out.

- Thunderstorms: NOOOOO.

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Nope.

U
- Unpredictable: A lot. LOL.

- Under the influence?: Pft.

- Understanding?: I always try.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Majority.

- Vegetable you love: Carrots are okay.

- Vacation spot: IRELAND. And maybe Cali since i miss it there.

W
- Weakness: Cute things, babies, tickling, and when I laugh.

- When you grow up: I will be the crazy old lady on the end of the block that little children will dare each other to ring the doorbell of on Halloween nights. I also want a neon green power chair and I will dye my hair pink.

But really, I want to be the cool grandma.

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Derp?

- Who makes you laugh the most: Toby.

- Worst feeling: Being jealous. And knowing that you've failed something you tried hard at.

- Wanted to be a model?: No. 8T

- Where do we go when we die: Heaven.

- Worst weather: Fuck off cold or blistering hot.

- Walk with a book on your head?: I can.

X
- X-Rays: are annoying.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009

-Yellow: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Z
- Zoo animal: Red Panda.

- Zodiac sign: Gemini.



Status

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Trades, maybe. If you're a friend.


AND REMEMBER
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Wonder Boy - Tenacious D
  • Reading: Harry Potter 7
  • Watching: Demitri Martin: Important Things
  • Drinking: Pink Lemonade

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